Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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