So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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