We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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