Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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