Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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