WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Randomize
