We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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