just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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