why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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