We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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