Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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