how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
dude. I can hear the air.
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