We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
