my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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