So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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