your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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