Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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