I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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