Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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