all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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