I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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