If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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