Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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