i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
