My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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