What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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