another moral hangover. fuck.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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