talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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