i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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