i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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