Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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