Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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