I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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