i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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