too bad you live with your parents still
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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