You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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