I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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