I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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