Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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