So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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