You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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