8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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