It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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