Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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