What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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