Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My bed smells like the plague
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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