Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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