if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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