: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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