I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
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I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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