Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Small penises have feelings too.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Come see our sink grown plant.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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