Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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