Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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