He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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